If you don’t remember the mystery ass that made it’s rounds on the internet, like a cokewhore makes her rounds at a jetsetter event, then you must be homo. There is nothing wrong with being homo, but one would think that you would love ass more than any straight guy considering that is your vice, even a girl’s ass is better than no ass, that’s why gay guys everywhere fuck their girls up the ass when there’s no cock around. I am pretty sure that’s a fact. If you want a reminder of the pics that were circulating click here HERE. Leave it up to Maxim to hunt down some crazy south american internet chick to get her to pose in their mag, that is some serious CIA shit. I had enough trouble trying to find directions to my stepdaughter’s highschool graduation ceremony on mapquest, bitches
