Lohan, still has a few pounds to go before she hits her ideal weight, at least that’s what her doctors told me. I actually never met her doctors, but judging by her tits, she’s still packin’ heat. Her cocaine habit has done her some good, so let this be a lesson to all you girls out there with low self esteem and a negative body-image, just get yourself an 8-ball and everything will work itself out…you can be a rockstar for the day, and if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll lose that fat ass your boyfriend pretends he likes, because you are the only bitch dumb enough to fuck him.
