I am – Lohan Eating

Lohan eats, so fuck all you haters out there. This is proof that she’s not anorexic, it’s not much proof that she’s not gonna puke the shit up after she’s finished, but who cares if she does, a girl needs to maintain her motherfucking figure, yo. I know there are people who hate the fact that I like my girls skinny, and resent that I call my wife fat, but she is….I try to get her to puke after every meal…only because she needs to know how it feels to be sick to your stomach after going down on something that tastes like kitchen garbage…my story is over.

I am – Lohan Eating July 6th, 2005