I like how people like to date people of the same socio-economic class as them, it helps the relationship because you understand each other. In this case you know what it’s like to be disgustingly rich, capable of doing whatever it is that you want at anytime, without any questions asked. Mary Kate’s dating a Greek-Shipping heir, they are the hottest accessory in Hollywood. It doesn’t really matter, I don’t want to come across bitter of their situations, because I am not. I am jealous of their size difference, only because he seems like a massive greek man, and she looks like a tiny alien on a mission to take geological samples back to her home planet, not to mention that as a greek man he digs ass sex, and as an alien – she has no genitals…it’s a sad case of affairs, I guess I can relate to MK, I always feel guilty when I can’t get it up for my wife….not because she doesn’t have genitals (she has plenty of those) but because I can’t deliver what she needs. She’s fucking huge dude, if you saw her, you’ understand
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