I am – Girl Who Can't Dance Video
I don’t like it when a girl can dance, it reminds me of ballet dancers with failed careers who have turned to stripping and that makes me sad, not because I hate strippers, but because I hate ballet dancers, it’s a way for gay guys to be teased by their peers, for russians to leave a communist country and for nouveau riches to feel classy…well guess what you WASPY fuck, your little princess is letting me grab her tits for 10 dollars! I bet you didn’t see that one coming did you? So the next time you go to a strip club, get the girl who can’t dance, because she’s working cuz she needs it and not to piss off her dad at the next country club galla when she drops that bomb on him….he’ll be all like “honey, I thought I was paying for your law degree” and she’ll be like “I don’t want to be a lawyer daddy, that’s your dream, I want to dance for Jesus”, but girl, that aint happening- cuz I’ll be with the bitch with no rhythm, who’s trying to work for her coin, making up for her weak dancing, but grinding just a little harder than you are…..now if you wanna see a girl who can’t dance for shit and is clothed, you best click the motherfucking link…
Video Here thanks Otty