I am – Guest Editor on TheSuperficial.com
I personally hate bloggers, but I won’t lie, the assholes at TheSuperficial have made me laugh before, and I never laugh, so they are doing something right. I don’t know if you remember but I was guest editor at Fleshbot for a week, so I think it would only be appropriate for my blogging career to take on celeb gossip, since I have already tackled sex.
I am asking that you, my sole surving reader since I got lazy and everyone else got AIDS, email these fucks at TheSuperficial.com, and tell them that I am the only writer for the job.
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With Love, From,
Jesus Martinez
Your DrunkenStepfather