After making the move as a useless person on a Soap Opera to the hottest thing on a show about middle aged women, it’s pretty easy to get excited. It’s like the gods are too good to you, and containing your excitement is impossible, jump up and down girl cuz I predict that your success will only dwindle when another network produces something better, or when you have a drug overdose in your luxurious hotel suite after a night of sucking off some producer. I really don’t know much about Hollywood or TV, but I do know about false sense of security, a lack of responsibility, a desire to do what you want, and a conviction that you are can get away with doing whatever you want because you are who you are. I had this happen to me a while ago when I was running a little overseas sex-trade, you know the guy who imports the Russian girls to service your dad the business man, anyway, when things were riding high, I got a little arrogant, and ended up being part of my own sex trade, in prison. That’s right, it doesn’t pay to be as good looking as I am, when in jail, it’s asking to get sodomized. Now, Eva’s probably not as out of control here, maybe a little drunk or a little jacked on diet pills, a girl’s gotta maintain her figure, but it’s only a matter of time before it all comes crashing down,and I will be the first in line to buy her sex tape. Girls’ got a good body, is a fellow mexican, and right now has some coin, so I’d be crazy not to jerk off to her, if I had the ability to get hard, something you probably aren’t familiar with. You’re the kinda guy who can’t leave his house or ride the bus without a visit from your trusty old friend. He’s not doing it to embarass you, he’s just telling you, it’s time to clean up your image and seduce some dumb bitches. Don’t say I never give you good advice.
