I am a fan of drunk bitches, they are usually the kind that are easy to manipulate and get naked. I love to be involved in getting girls drunk, by drunk I mean fucking drunk, to the point where they can’t walk or talk, there sense of self is lost. With no inhibitions, good things happen, and with no sense of depth perception, ugliness is not a factor, however when you are on the outside, looking at drunk girl while sober, it’s easy to see they aren’t so attractive, unless you are enterprising like me, and by enterprising, I mean getting them naked and stuffin them like a turkey on Thanksgiving. Jessica Simpson looks awful in these pics, but bitch is probably easy. So if you have a chance to get with with a drunk girl…or one on roofies, you may have the time of your life. If she throws up in the process of this stuffin, don’t freak out, it just adds to the experience, like icing on a cake.
