The thing that’s amazing about being homeless is that you do not have to work, you just sit on your ass and get high or drunk all day while the working folk drop money in your hat. The thing that’s not so amazing about being homeless is that you are usually hungry, you don’t have a nice bed to sleep in and you can’t shower, because the pussy homeless people and teenage runaways fill up the homeless shelters, leaving the hardcore people to fend for themselves on the street. The problem with being homeless in most places is that landing a decent payout is rare, usually it’s just chump change, but if you are in L.A. people like Paris throw 60 dollars your way. That will buy you a lot of booze you fucking drunkard. So if any of you plan on running away from your mom’s basement, you know you are 30, it’s probably not a bad idea, you should consider starting your homeless life in L.A. I also suggest you find an inexpensive habbit, like nail polish remover huffin’, because 60 dollars buys A LOT of nail polish remover.
