I am – J.Lo on a Yacht



My question of the day is what the fuck happened to society, where the white protestant ran the country and a cuban raft with 60 balseros making their way to Florida was not a fucking luxury yacht worth more than my stepdaughter’s virginity on eBay. When we first posted that shit, she got up to 300,000 dollars, but those fascists at ebay said we weren’t in compliance with their terms and conditions. The word compliance is a pretty big one for an uneducated Mexican like me, but years in prison teach you legalese. It’s a fucking Fiesta in this bitch, so don’t judge me.

I am – J.Lo on a Yacht October 5th, 2005