I am – The Site Diddler
If you haven’t noticed, and you probably don’t care, but the site’s been diddled like a school girl in some strange man’s van. The diddler who diddled this site can be found at DeathByKeyboard. Feel free to tell him how much of a cunt he is and that he should reconsider his design career and possibly take up something a little less intense…like maybe a job as a crossing guard…or a stockboy at the local grocery store…or any other work program they have set up for retards, because retards are people too, at least that’s what they try to teach us, but we all know the dark truth….
For the record the picture isn’t of DBK, our favorite commenter/site diddler…it is of an actual diddler…I have no idead how little girls would let him get close to their coochies, seriously, this motherfucker scares me, and I am not a 7 year old girl….but I am guessing he could teach us all a few tricks in the art of seduction…
