Eva Longoria’s success has provided her with the luxury of being able to snorkel with all the right equipment, unlike her ancestors who were forced to use sticks, rocks and tree bark while fishing for the tribe’s food. It’s very representative of the society in which we live, that an immigrant family can experience such luxury, and I figured this positive note was a great way to start the week. The dog bone in her bikini bottoms makes us realize that you can take the girl out of the projects, but you can’t take the projects outta the girl. It’s a wholesome treat for poor people. I am sure this bitch still eats Kraft Dinner, but uses Tiffany silverwear to get the job done. Today is a day to love America
Via Jared
