Monica Bellucci likes bald topless men and let’s them grab her titties because she is a hooker and getting paid to let bald men grab her titties, it’s just part of her job. Kotex fits, Period. And I know she’s not actually getting her titties grabbed, but we can pretend, can’t we? Isn’t that what you do everytime you have sex with your pillow? You know, pretend it’s a real girl? Cuddles.
