I am – Already in the Right Position

I was on a drinking binge and when I am fucking on the floor throwing up blood the last shit I am thinking about is updating this fucking site. So reality is that my traffic goes to shit, I make no money and all you fuckers think I am useless. That’s okay with me – I have been called useless all my life. I’ve dropped the ball on all personal relationships, quests for ambition and most importantly financially. The one thing I have always been good at is drinking, get me a bottle of Jack and a pack of smokes and I will show you what a little hard work does. All this to say that Ryan Phillippe and Reese “June Carter” Witherspoon went to the beach, her belly isn’t what struck my eye, however her child in the position her mom conceived her in did. I am not into making sexual innuendos about little kids, but I do fucking hate it when you motherfuckers write “Awww, so cute”. Suck my fucking dick bitch, that shit’s cute, for me.

I am – Already in the Right Position November 8th, 2005