I am – Jordan, Nice Fucking Dress, Whore

You may be a whore, but this isn’t the 18 hundreds bitch. I would say more, but it’s really not that necessary. I am bored of retardedly huge tits, and the only people that like that shit are people who watch Anime and fuck sex dolls, because this shit’s not normal and you have to have a serious fucking problem to want to get up in that shit. I know most of you guys spent the better part of your youth jerking off to comic books, so this is what you consider to be a hot piece of ass, but all I can think about is how bad her pussy probably smells. That’s my story, maybe another one for the diary, bitches.

I am – Jordan, Nice Fucking Dress, Whore November 10th, 2005