I am – Alanis Morisette's Got Me Hard

You know there are some girls that even YOU wouldn’t fuck. They look worse than dirty tranny crackwhores in Brazil (the kind with AIDS) and their rotten lookin’ teeth, floppy tits and horse head make normal dudes’ cock retract. I know, you aren’t normal and would fuck anything, including your diabetic albino stepsister, but even she’s too good for you.

I am – Alanis Morisette's Got Me Hard November 23rd, 2005