I love bitches named Love, Jazz, Caramelle, Chanel and Diaz. The reason is because they are usually strippers, and I spend most of my disposible income on that shit. Shoving singles in a girl’s garter fills the emptiness that is my life. If I go to the club with enough money, the girls actually talk to me like I am a real person. I know they just want my money, but I don’t care, because I got an ass in my face and titties in hand. The jokes is usually on them, when I can’t pay my tab and get kicked out. The point of all this is to say that Jennifer Love Hewitt acts a virgin, we all know she’s a different person, I’m talking 12 inch dildo up her ass while pissing in her mouth. It’s always the good girls who suprise me best. The fact that she’s eating her eats and drinking her drink is only to keep things constant. That’s enough about this.
