If I was a lame internet person on a message board or running a shitty celeb site I’d say “CAPTION THIS” and all you fuckers would leave 100 comments about your stupid little ideas, none of which would make me even crack a smile, because I am an asshole like that. So instead of saying Caption This, I will say, Gisele has a slammin body. We know she’s from Brazil and Aids is out of control along with man-girls – but even if Gisele had cock and Aids – I’d take my chances and give her a raw dog – because she’s just that slammin’. End of story.
