I wrote for Fleshbot for a while this summer, before that cunt Violet Blue complained to my man Jonno about the fact that I wasn’t a trained sex writer. For the record, I hate cunts who take their fucking line of work too seriously, and I am not a trained writer in anything not just sex. Point is, you are illegitimate, like 3 of my kids I pretend don’t exist, stop trying to legitimize your perversion and leave me the fuck alone. Keep your complaining to your Aids clinician when your lesions get out of hand, hooker.
Point of that was to say, I don’t read sex blogs much anymore, but I did come across a girl on MySpace who had semi-nude pics. I was like, “Girl, Send me the real deal”, because I fucking love nude pics and she did. Along with an article she wrote for SexWrecks, a site I know, but don’t read, cuz I am lazy.
Point of the story is go to SexWrecks, read her article, cuz I am trying to make this bitch famous. If you aren’t interested, that’s fine. You can always go fuck yourself.
A story about anal and cocaine
OR do what I did and add her to MySpace
I don’t think people even read my site anymore….
