I am not the most observant person. I sit in my drunken stupor and find excitement in the little, less important things in life. I like watching the two cockroaches in my bathroom have sex, at least I think they are having sex. It brings back memories of when I was homeless and people used to watch me and my girl Sally fuck in some pissed-up alley behind some local bar. The sex was amazing but the smell was horrible and by horrible I mean almost as bad these sluts who all went out and got themselves some black dress for the Billboard Music Awards. We are livin’ in an era where we can get fabrics in all colors from the China man, so I guess it’s just a statement that the Billboard awards are boring as shit, and by shit I mean death, like going to a funeral, or raping yourself with something sharp, like glass. I don’t fucking know, I said I am not that observant, I dont even know when the Billboard Awards were on. Remember, you can always suck my dick.
