Jessica Alba in a Bikini

I was planning on moving away from celebrity pictures. I wanted to make the move towards more life-changing content. Everyone and their fucking retarded cousin has a celebrity blog and although I don’t mind being compared to retarded kids, I do feel that it’s fucking played out. When I come across pics of Alba rockin’ out in a bikini and grabbin her own ass, I can’t help but post them for you, the people. I know that the last time you saw a girl in a bikini was when you were 12 at the public pool, before the rash on your back that made you too ashamed to take off your shirt in public. These pics are for you: T-Shirt swimmer.

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Jessica Alba in a Bikini February 20th, 2008