Jordan is crazy, she has the biggest tits in d-list celebrity world. Don’t quote me on that – because I am pretty useless when it comes to guaging tit size and I don’t know what constitutes being a D-Lister. I like to think I am an D-list internet celebrity, but that’s just my ego talking. I do know that I used to run around with a stripper bitch who had bigger tits than Jordan, but she was pretty low class, had a couple teeth missing and her body wasn’t as tight. She kinda smelled like bolgna slices and cheese whiz, I haven’t really figured out where I am going with this story…I lose track of things pretty quickly. Enjoy Jordan’s Tits.
