This is my chance to say some kind of bitch joke, cuz this slag’s dressed like a poodle. Get it? Yeah, I figured you’d find that funny you useless twat, you like it when I come in on the obvious front don’t you, easier to understand. I found these pics in some hot girl’s myspace. I saved the pics and didn’t save her profile so I guess I’ll never get her on all fours eating dog food out of a bowl on the floor at my house. By house I mean shanty, and not the Shanti a friend of mine just fucked. I’m talking dirty little cabin made out of mud and straw motherfucker.