I was approached by a local montreal website to do an interview. I have never done an interview and I hate reading the shit that I said after the fact, kinda like those celebrities who never watch their own movies cuz it makes them feel all shy and embarassed and shit. When they are interviewed they say shit like “I hate seeing myself on camera” and giggle, well, I would say that’s why I didn’t read the interview, but reality is I am way too lazy. There are a lot of fucking words, and I figure if they came from me, they can’t be too interesting. I have a feeling that this motherfucker only interviewed me to get linked on my site, joke’s on him, I only have one reader and it’s you.
Here’s a quote from the interview, cuz quoting myself is sexy.
I heard about your website awhile back, on it you mentioned to me while you that had a bunch of stepchildren. Being a proud parent, do you have any advice for young people raising their children? What’s it like having to pick up where a lousy parent left off?
I don’t raise them, I just help them shower and drive them to swim practice.