Paris Hilton's Underwear Pic of the Day

Paris is showing her panties. She wears panties to keep her uterus from falling out. Like a person wears a sling when they dislocate their shoulders. Paris has a dislocated uterus and I would have no problem trying to mend it with my tongue, cuz I am like coke heads, I don’t think of the consequences when pussy is involved. Cool people everywhere have no care about their underwear, they just show the fuckin world. I like that trend. I remember in highschool, trying to get a bitches jeans off was the biggest fuckin deal. Now I can finger some stranger on the bus and she won’t even notice. The world is an exciting place.

Paris Hilton's Underwear Pic of the Day February 22nd, 2006