I am – David Spade Picture of the Day

I am a nice person. Everyone always tells me how rude I am. How I never say good things about anyone and how my humor is the weakest kind of humor out there, because all I do is dis and everybody has the ability to dis…..go fuck yourself, keep your opinions to yourself. If I cared, I’d ask you for a fucking interview, which is what I did ask this this bitch. She stars in “Infomercials and is part of SAG and is an Extra”, I thought it would be amazing content until she responded saying my site is “bad”. Now I know my target market isn’t 45 year old bitches who look like dudes, with muff guts so big we’d think she was pregs, until we realize menopause made pregs impossible for this bitch 10 years ago…either way she said the site is bad, I figured I’d tell you what is bad is that women like this actually exist, and apparantly have real vaginas, not the kind they make in sex change operations…..I just made you famous, bitch.

I am – David Spade Picture of the Day March 7th, 2006