If I was a celebrity blogger I would say something like this:
These pictures of Pamela Anderson at ‘Elton John’s 14th Annual Academy Awards Viewing’ party would be much more interesting if she didn’t look like a freak show and if we never saw implants before. Unlike Lindsay, Pamela is a bit smarter and decided to try some double-sided tape to keep her shirt from opening. As we can see, the tape didn’t work very well but it’s not like Pamela really cares because if she did, she wouldn’t have worn a see-through shirt.
I am not a celebrity blogger, I find the people behind celebrity blogs to be retardedly gay. To be retardedly gay means you want to suck cock, but something is stopping you, like living in your mom’s basement, or your star wars action figure collection, or your obsession with Natalie Portman, or your fear of disappointing your parents. Now, I am not here to dis celeb bloggers, they won’t let me in their circle cuz they are scared of losing advertisers, I am too hardcore, and they are too pussy. They think we actually care about their opinions, for landing on their faggot sites to look at pics…..What they do is easy, you can do it too, email me and I will give you all their sources…..Point of this post is to say both Anderson and Lepore are equally fucking weird. I’d fuck both of them at the same time, but I’d have to use household object cuz my dick doesn’t work. I am thinking the fat end of a 40 bottle or maybe an old pair of winter boots. The infection would be less serious than the HEP Tommy Lee’s packing. Suck my dick and go fuck yourself.
Love,
Jesus