I like the thought of being walked all over and that’s why this is the T-shirt of the day. I am too drunk to think of anything funny to say about being walked all over, I can go one of two routes, one is the asian rub and tug I went to once where the bitch straps on heels and walks up and down my spine, before letting me jerk off on her tits, OR, I can talk about the canning factory I worked at where my boss used to call me Pablo and treat me like shit for 8 dollars an hour. I am listening to Dolly Parton. She shoulda won the Academy Award. That’s my story.