People from England make me laugh because I don’t understand a fucking thing they say. They have some pretty bangin’ music like The Streets, and Dizzee Rascal and god fucking knows who else, cuz I don’t listen to music. My gay friend told me to drop those 2 people, cuz I suck at life. I think it’s funny that this guy raps for booze. I like that he can’t write alcohol proper, I like that he’s fat and has a song called “Ill Billy Anthem”….about getting drunk and smelling like vomit….pretty much the story of my life and that’s how you become the Artist of the Day, just that easy.