I am – Britney's White Lacey Turtleneck….

I am not a fashion consultant or a stylist, but I came across this old picture of Britney, and her shirt threw me off a little. Bitch is rockin’ a lacey turtleneck, t-shirt and its fuckin with me, cuz turtlenecks are for skiing, or being a pompous poofter in the cigar lounge discussing your latest screenplay…Britney’s post pregnancy/breatfeeding nipples are aiming in the wrong direction…….with all the money in the world, least she could do is go under the knife. I don’t advocate plastic surgery, even on ugly bitches, but if you’re gonna be chased around by paparazzi for the world to see, you best maintain. Yeah, this has pretty much been a waste of a post….actually this whole year has been a waste….thanks for listening.

I am – Britney's White Lacey Turtleneck…. March 28th, 2006