I am – The Reason Booze Sucks…

It makes people do things they really shouldn’t be doing. That includes bitches with nasty tits in a bondage outfit running and dancing around like a fucking retarded kid who just got his first helium balloon, waterhead motherfuckers love those things, until they let go of them and they float away, but it only takes about 8 seconds before they forget it ever existed, it is retards we’re dealing with here. Booze also makes old bitches get their tits painted, when the only type of painting they should be doing is Toll Painting because while they are still young enough to stand without a walker, but too old to get knocked up when you fuck their dried up menopausal wombs. In fact your orgasm is the only moisture that desert’s seen. Booze also makes the kind of girl who gets her cunt tattooed show it off, when you’d rather it be limited to her dyke girlfriend. Lastly, it makes Mom’s wear stripper outfits with no underwear, to show the world their cooters, the very same cooters that birthed her 4 kids. Booze sucks when people I don’t want to see naked, get naked.

I am – The Reason Booze Sucks… April 5th, 2006