I am – Evangeline’s Bunny Ass

I don’t really know much about this bitch. She’s dating that Lord of the Rings guy, she’s on lost and she has starred in classics like Stephen King’s Kingdon Hospital. I don’t find this bitch all that hot. She’s got no business rockin’ short shorts, but you gotta give respect where it’s deserved and in this case she’s got great enthusiasm. It’s Easter and bitch is rockin’ bunny ears and carrying around wicker baskets….you know that this means on ever birthday and holiday bitch has made her way to the lingerie store, has bought appropriate costumes and is about to show you the time of your life. Evangeline Lilly is a giver and for that, we’ll forget about her being too fat for those shorts… I always get in fights with my wife over her outfit choices. She barely leaves the house but when she does, she’s rockin’ belly shirts, and in her case – they really are belly shirts…..

I am – Evangeline’s Bunny Ass April 18th, 2006