I decided that since I am in love with Lohan, that this site bridges creepy and funny, the only way to let Lohan know I love her is to do a creepy Lohan stalker move everyday, in efforts to be her K.Fed.
Today’s stalker move was sending a Myspace message to a woman who co-wrote one of Lohan’s songs on her album, the song was called BlackHole and if you want to know who the writer was, read the liner notes, because I am not giving away my Lohan Contacts….I need them to keep this feature alive.
I love Lohan. I feel amazingly excited that you wrote her song and I am writing you. Actually I don’t. You ever consider dating a fat guy behind your husband’s back. It could be sexy, just don’t make me walk up too many flights of stairs. I already messaged your husband as a distraction. Don’t you feel dangerous…..it’s so sexy.
Sorry about that, Sometimes I lose myself in the music.
With love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
Through the song writer, I found the producer of the album…this is what I wrote him;
When you were Producing Lohan’s album, did she ever talk about me or my site. I know she’s probably embarassed about being a fan but i figured she’d mention something…anything….considering we are soul mates, but she doesn’t know it yet….Next time you see her at a function – tell her Jesus Martinez says he wants to knock her up…Thanks.
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
So that’s been Lohan Stalker post of the day. Here are some pics.
Lohan April 16th Lunch:
Lohan the Easter Bunny