I think the best thing Tara Reid did for herself was get implants. It solidified the fact that she was a piece of garbage. That’s not to say that everyone with implants is a piece of garbage. A lot of hot classy bitches have implants that their rich older husbands bought them…and many breast cancer survivors have implants too….but in Tara’s case, her getting implants is a lot like a 19 year old stripper getting implants. Whenever I go to a strip club, I get a lap dance from a young girl with implants, just because I know they have committed to the job and want my money. I love the look on their faces after they spend 2 hours of dancing for me, when I tell them that I have no money on me….I guess that’s the cost of doing business you dirty whore. Anyway, Tara’s nipple is kinked out weird, you’d think that someone with a decent breast implant budget wouldn’t have to deal with a this kind of result.
Bonus: Tara Reid After Being Sick in the Bathroom