I love bush, and I am not talking about the President, because that’s not the type of site this is. I love Bush, the vagina kind and I know everyone thinks I am fucking weird for it. I think the bush adds a lot of character to a pussy, it’s like an expensive evening gown or top hat or some shit, because bald is just too naked. I’m talking knowing the full anatomy of a girls junk without having the explore and I like to Christopher Columbus that shit. You know,travel from the depths of bush into the unknown, only to be surprised with happy things like coinslots and clit rings….I guess the reality of my love for bush is that it’s pretty much a lie. I am completely annoyed by the bikini waxes, and how everyone and their mom are doin’ it, and I do hate thongs, but bald lips is just better. Pretending to love bush is a solid way to get a girl to admit the way she maintains and in any social situation I drop the “I love bush”, girls come running back at me with with “you’re so gross, I only have a landing strip” or “you’re so gross, I’m totally bald, wanna see how hot it looks, so much better than bush”. So my whole plan of lying about loving bush only to get flashed by hot maintained pussy has just be revealed to the masses by me. I am my own worst enemy, because you know every girl reading this is never gonna fall for it again. The things I do for you cunts.
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