Consider this live Blogging. The fat idol is singing her new single. Who the hell wrote this shit. Probably a commitee, sitting a room saying “yeah love rhymes with dove, let’s wrap this up”. I know I am a pretty incredible wordsmith, that’s why all 3 of you come back week after week, but I could have wrote something equally shitty, but I didn’t because I am a loser behind a computer. Anyway, let me quote some of this Disney after school special soap opera shit that is coming out of her mouth:
You were always by my side, that you believed in me was enough reason why,
I didn’t stop, I didn’t give up, I did my best, I am blessed”…
My internet girlfriend sent me lyrics to a Kool Keith song that she’s been listening to and it goes like this
I used to grab honies by they neck, piss on they eyebrows
Open they rectum to throw the bombs down they asshole
BOOM! I blew them panties out the room
What I am saying is that there has got to be some kind of middle ground. Who the fuck wants to listen to this emotional garbage? Oh wait, I just remembered something, women and GAY PEOPLE fucking love this shit. They get all wet in their assholes thinking about lost loves and ex boyfriends and childhood pets that have since been put to sleep. They are the reason shitty movies like the Break Up are released. So point of the post is to say that despite how lame girls are, I still like to fuck them.
Alyssa Milano at the Break Up Premiere
Jennifer Love Hewitt at the Break Up Premiere
Stacy Keibler at the Break Up Premiere
Update: By the time I finished this post Taylor Hicks sang his new single – these are some of the words
“I’ve never been the one to raise my hand, that was not me, and now that’s who i am, because of you I am standing tall. My heart is full of endless gratitude, you were the one, the one to guide me through, now i can see, and I believe, it’s only just beginning. This is what we dream about…..”
blah blah blah, I just came all over my belly. It was THAT hot. Who writes this fucking shit. Jesus Christ. People need to stop supporting this feel good smut, because it is having a negative impact on our society. Nice choir though, I like the church touch, lets fuck everyone up the ass with a cucifix so all you guilt ridden southerners vote. Bible thumping cunts need to think for themselves. Point of all this, is to say that even celebrities drag their boyfriends out to shitty movies.
