If you are famous you should own more than one pair of pants, because the paparazzi follow you and nothing says “I’m a bad mother” like wearing the same pants 2 weeks apart. When you are me, you are lucky if you own more than one pair of pants, because I am poor and no one ever notices me unless I stink of piss. That reminds me of my walk to the coffee shop today. Some homeless motherfucker with one leg shorter than the other (I could tell by the one platform shoe) . He was all sprawled outside starbucks on their patio beggin for change making people more feel uncomfortable…so uncomfortable that they were relieved to stand next to me in line. I guess that happens to chicks all time, everywhere a girl goes there is always a better looking girl than her….or a girl she thinks is better looking. Point of the story, is that I had a chick moment with a homeless man….and it’s nice to see Reese Witherspoon workin on her baby factory of an ass….
Bonus: Reese Wearing the same pants weeks ago….