It was a holiday yesterday for all you motherfuckers, so I did a few posts and ended up drunk at the local bar. My nutritionist told me not to eat carbs for a month, because I am fat and dying so that means no beer, bread, pasta, fries, and all the other good shit I would normally eat so I just got drunk on Vodka and lettuce instead. In getting drunk, I neglected the link dump, so what better way to start your day back to the office or wherever you are with a couple of links. If you got anything for me – send it here
Her Tits Could Feed All the Kids At The Homeless Shelter
So You Think you Can Face Plant –
I have a shower fetish, but I don’t like implants. (NSFW)
Tom Cruise’s Baby Doesn’t Exist
Low Budget Action Movie Like The Matrix (11 minutes long)
Beyonce has Bikini Wedged Between her Fat Ass