I am – MTV's Tonya Cooley Wet T-Shirt

This is TONYA COOLEY. She was in a bunch of MTV shows, like The Real World Chicago and whatever spin-off came after that. I have never really watched MTV Real Wolrd, I think I saw an episode where they were in Europe in the ’90s and one of the guy had AIDs or someshit. I don’t really remember, because as I have mentioned a ton of times, the ’90s are a bit of a blur. She also posed for Playboy, but who the fuck cares about that.

There’s something pretty fucking funny about drunk American chicks, and that is that they all want to be on Girls Gone Wild, even when there’s no camera there. I have gone to local springbreak events that have a huge American turn out, because poor, underage American girls from Boston come here. Anyway, they were all doing body shots, flashing their tits, sucking their friend’s tits, making out with everyone, going home with randoms, getting herpes, spreading herpes, creating new forms of herpes.

Some how in making his TRUCKLOADS OF MILLIONS of dollars, that dude Joe Francis conditioned girls to think that this is the way they are supposed to act. Naked and flashing makes a fucking party and if you are the insecure girl doing it, you’ll be famous….

I am all for strippers and whores, bitches fucking for money, bitches getting naked for money, bitches sucking me off and giving me handjobs in the club bathroom. I am not a poofter, but I gotta say that the flashing bitches are nothing but trash and the last time I fucked trash, I got my dick stuck in an empty can of soup and the shit stank like rotten tuna for a month….

I am – MTV's Tonya Cooley Wet T-Shirt June 9th, 2006