I have destroyed my sperm and there’s really almost no chance of having a baby but if it did happen, the motherfucker would be a retard, like X-Tina’s brother.
The reason I would want to have a retard for a kid is simple. They are easy to entertian. It wouldn’t need expensive videogame systems or designer clothes. I could wrap the motherfucker up in Christmas wrapping paper that I got on sale at the dollar store in March, and it wouldn’t know the difference. I could give the little fucker two rocks to bang together and tell him it’s a Nintendo. I could take the retard to Wal Mart and tell it that he’s at DisneyWorld. It would be the easiest thing to fuck with and I’d take him everywhere, cuz walking around with a retard makes you look like a nice guy. Being a nice guy, gets you back alley blowjobs.
Point of the story is that X-Tina’s brother looks like a retard, as he’s walking around with a medal. I always get nervous when I post pictures of little boys. I am sure you can understand why.
Bonus – X-Tina at the Entertianment Weekly Party Last Week