I am – Etta James is a Pornstar of the Day

Do you want to know what I find funny? I figure you do since you are reading this. Well, I am not going to tell you what I find funny, because I don’t think it’s any of your business, but what is your business is that fat girls who lose weight become sluts. I’m talking morbidly obese bitch in your grade 9 science class, who found a new life with a personal trainer who charged her 20 dollars an hour for 2 hours a day everyday of the week until she was a size 2. I am talking about that same girl who never had many friends, who smelled like the cafeteria and who only got fucked once in her life, and that was by you when you were drunk and your friends teased you for being a virgin.

That girl is now stripping somewhere, or starring in porn movies, because guys like fucking her now that she is that size 2. The damage that was done in highschool is irreversible, but the benefit is that bitch uses her pussy as a way to mend those deep wounds….

The good thing is she will still probably fuck you out of spite since you fucked her over when you were 16, but do not fall in love with her cuz the second bitch gets married and has a kid, her fat gene will come back again. Point of the story is that Etta James just lost 200 lbs and even this old bitch slutting it out. That’s my story.

I am – Etta James is a Pornstar of the Day July 4th, 2006