I am – Remembering the Fat Richie of the Day

Do you remember that stage in your life when you were ugly, and by ugly, I mean uglier than you are now and whenever you see the pictures you cringe and think to yourself “how the fuck did I let that happen”. I usually alway think that when I see any pictures of myself, but not because I get all teenage girl and hate the way I look, , but because I am usually covered in vomit and doing something embarassing, like exposing myself. I don’t plan on cleaning up, but by the looks of some old pictures of Nicole Richie in the fat years, it looks like she has. It’s funny that all people talk about is how much weight she lost and how skinny she is and how she needs a sandwich, “Somebody get her a sandwich”, but do these same cliche motherfuckers realize that before the weight loss, she was a fat pile of oreo cookie shit that even I wouldn’t go down on, and I have no standards. That’s the story I heard.

New Pics Of Nicole

I am – Remembering the Fat Richie of the Day July 4th, 2006