I am – Alba on the Beach of the Day

Jessica Alba is over-rated. Everyone and their fucking 12 year old little brother talk about how Alba is the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood but by lookin’ at these pics she looks like she’s been rockin out at the hottest concentration camp Nazi germany has to offer. Her broad shoulders and her non-existant ass make her look bitch plays too much football. Her squinty eyes make me feel like I have to make an order for fried noodles and some Lemon Chicken while looking at my computer which makes no sense…I guess she’s just that Asian. Cash Warren is fucking last year’s 5 course meal, there comes a time in every man’s life where you gotta throw the leftovers out. Word.

I am – Alba on the Beach of the Day July 5th, 2006