Lohan is a slut and I am okay with that – because I don’t actually find her hot or have any interest in seeing her naked. I just figured if I put my energy into one actress and emailed her friends and family, I’d get her attention. Well, I did get the attention of someone with her number, but I have a feeling it isn’t even hers but I am going to continue the Stalker posts because they give this site meaning and because I still think I can get a blow job from her. I hope this lack of interest doesn’t take away from the whole stalker experience. Cuddles.
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