Here are some links for you to look at, because surfing the internet is kinda what I do when everyone I know is out spending their money and fucking bitches, while I try to avoid my whore of wife and stepdaughter’s friends. If your link isn’t here and you want it to be, then email me – Asshole.
How To Get Laid on Myspace (for the virgins) GO
David Hasselhoff’s Music Video GO
Paris Hilton’s Vagina – Again GO
DListed is One Step Closer To Jordan’s Tits GO
Liz Hurley’s Got Amazing Cleavage GO
Allison Angel Plays More Soccer, This Time, On Video GO
Kate Hudson’s Bikini Ass GO
Lohan’s Bikini Ass GO
Teri Hatcher Acting Like a Slut on Howard Stern GO
Justin Timberlake’s New Song Mash Up via the Gay Fat Cuban Hilton GO
DrunkenStepfather Approved Street Art of the Day GO
Top 10 Hottest Women in This Year’s Blockbusters GO
New Marc Jacobs Vans for you Slip On Loving Faggots GO
DJ AM The Less Lame, Canadian Version GO
22 year old Redhead Shows Off her Nips in a Revealing Outfit – Slut GO
This MASH T-Shirt is $9.99, Buy 400. GO
I think Zini May Be Dead and I Miss Him and Want Him Back GO
My highscore is 75,000, Try to Beat Me GO
Support Stepfather by Pickin Up Bitches GO
DrunkenStepfather Costume of the Day GO
Last Night’s Party, Hipster Tits By The Pool GO
Add Me To Myspace – I want 100,000 Friends GO