I have decided that I don’t like sluts. I like classy ladies. I have never been drawn to girls who look like hookers/strippers because my mind starts playing tricks on me to the point where all I can smell is syphilis in the air when I am with them. Most guys are busy tucking their boners into their pants, trying to hide the fact that all they want to do is fuck the shit out of them, while I backburner the shit and try to avoid further conversation so that I can go home and question my sexuality on my blog. Eliza Dushku looks like a total piece of stripper trash in her ripped jeans and whore boots and all I can smell is syphilis. Thanks.