Today was a day of serious loss. I lost my love interest to some dude who does shitty impressions because I am married, impotent and apparently a liar. I lost my brother Hector’s iPod that he left behind and I tried to fedex to him, but forget the tracking number because I am not good with everyday things like that. We all lost the bitch in the Depends commercials and the schizo from Pink Floyd. Lucky for you, I didn’t lose my internet connection and here are some links for the day…..fuckers.
Celebrities Photoshopped to Look Ugly GO
Jennifer Ellison Shows Off Her Box GO
Six Different Girls Naked to Make You Feel Straight GO
I Don’t Know Who Jodie Marsh Is GO
DrunkenStepfather Approved Street Art GO
The Rapture are a Band, This is Their Hipster Video GO
Her Name is Miss Vallorie and She Has Fake Tits GO
This Dude is Actually Stalking Lohan GO
Girls who beat each other up are girls worth knowing GO
This Dude Does Impressions Because He Doesn’t Do Women GO
Merlin Bronques has some new LastNightParty Hipster Upskirt Pics GO
Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz Barros Together in Picture GO
One of my Reader’s Band, That Sounds like Every Other Band GO
Large Penis Support Group Discuss Sex with Arabs. GO