I am a 35 year old man and I am writing about some singer’s vagina definition in her little shorts. I am more than aware of how pathetic what I do is. I realize that there comes a time in everyone’s life where the vagina definition in a girls pants shouldn’t be a topic of conversation. It makes me a sleazy piece of shit and I am okay with that because I figure my 10 readers are also sleazy pieces of shit so none of you are judging.
I had an argument with a friend of mine about whether this new short style is hotter than the tennis skirts of last year. The conclusion is simple, shorts are hotter because they hug the ass. I am a modern day philosopher, now remember that and I fucking hate you.