Pam Anderson is all over the news this week because of her recent engagement to whore-loving Kid Rock. I remember when his sex tape with groupies came out last year and I am convinced that it was a scam because I don’t remember seeing anything more than a shitty backstage preview. I can imagine that he has had lots of sluts, even though he looks like a rat, because he is famous and that’s usually enough for most girls. The other thing I realize is that if you get a girl on a good day and take her out for sushi, you are pretty much locking her down for an unprotected sex session. The reason is because none of us really have any self control, and that’s why people like Pam Anderson are dying of the Hep.