I am not posting this because I think it’s funny. I am not posting this because I think these dudes are good or have talent. I am posting it because they read the site and I have vowed to promote all my readers, even if they are 22 year old virgins or if their art is garbage. That’s what makes us an extended family. That was one of my first referencess to the “stepFAMILY” or being the “stepFATHER”….I just want you to realize that. Cuddles.
Jesus!
we all know that you’re just perez’s secret identity. you’re trying to make even more money than you already have because you only have one lear jet right now, and all the other celebs have two or, like, fifteen.
i mean, you’re either perez or some writer that ALMOST made it onto the vice staff but let your harry mexican ass get in the way again. you’d think with all those free latte’s you’d be sick of food, and would have slimmed down a bit! guess not.. time to join the likes of your stalkee and get on the coke diet.
but this is all beside the point.. i want YOU to make ME famous!
i know, i know.. i’ve never really done a whole lot for you, other than click on any and every porn ad your site has, but i can’t help the fact that i’m a 22 virgin, just like you can’t help the fact that you’re a dirty mexican.
so how about this… you make me famous, and i’ll stop putting bombs in your car… i mean, if you had a car.. then i would stop.. maybe..
peace from the middle east!
-Tall Manps. i almost quit the internet when your laptop got stolen. it made my heart hurt.
I am definitely not Perez, but I just made you famous, bitch.
Check These Fuckers Out on Myspace.